Rajni Jokes...

1. When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes....

2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes..

3. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well......

4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts..

5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....

6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.....

7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event.....

8. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax.. Both the lead actors and the ship survive.. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other....

9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”

10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine....

One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
“AMBUJA CEMENT”
Rajni is backwith new hits:

Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..

Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..

In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place..

Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..

Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions.

Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages..

If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft....

Bestum Best.....

Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..

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